Ugh I hate it I hate it I hate me.
be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is
wait whats fisting
you look beautiful today
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
(Source: d0nn0, via come-along-sami)
Can you maybe stop? I mean you’re dating someone so, y’know.
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
(Source: haners, via thefandomlyfe)