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Ugh I hate it I hate it I hate me.

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cartelgathering:

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy reads from 50 Shades of Grey PART 2

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asked:

Can we hear more goofy reading 50 shades of gray?

Are you SURE you want that?

I mean, are you REALLY SURE?  I want you to be sure about this.

Okay, here you go.

My chest is on fire.

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phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

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snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via come-along-sami)

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Can you maybe stop? I mean you’re dating someone so, y’know.

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

(Source: haners, via thefandomlyfe)

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blamemisha:

yo is that metatron, he aint playing

(Source: spacerangerpink, via lucifermistress)

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mamrie:

graciehoutsideaboxposts:

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS: THE HOLY TRINITY

Quite possibly my favorite art of all time.

(via cheekydanieldouglas)