|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|
People- EW FROZEN, THE GIRLS LOOK JUST LIKE RAPUNZEL
People-EW FROZEN HAS SO MANY FLAWS, LOOK AT ELSA’S HAIR
People-EW FROZEN WHY IS ELSA SO...
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid...
[[MORE]]ok so i got a 66% on a bio test and my dad is fricking mad at me and calling me worthless when the test had terms that we didn’t even go...
I do wish the mirror I see myself in was the same that others use when they see me. Maybe then I could see what I really look like, and not what my...
I need another glass of wine….
And a cigarette…..
Is it summer yet? I’m ready for Kas to visit….
i’m scared to see frozen because i have a feeling i will like it and then everybody on tumblr will probably think i’m sexist and racist
maybe madison wasn’t upset because of kyle loving zoe but because madison loves zoe